SHOULD I WATCH THE CHRIS GETHARD SHOW? HE HAD FUCKED UP (MY FAVOURITE BAND) ON, AND HE HAD REAL ESTATE ON (ALSO COOL), AND I LOVED HIS YMIWs. IS IT GO TIME? WHERE DO I START? SCREAM YOUR OPINIONS AT ME, OMNIPOTENT INTRANET HIVE-MIND!
Just remembered I’d posted this! I shall dive in soon, most-likely with Destroy-A-Toy, as was suggested by naomilikescats and the official TCGS tumblr! Thank you, denizens of the comedy-nerd herd!
Stanley Kubrick on the set of Full Metal Jacket (1987)
Style icon Stanley Kubrick… no joke.
LET ME TELL YOU A STORY, CUNTFLAPS! WHEN I WAS A LITTLE KID MY YMCA HAD ONE OF THESE FUCKERS. KIDS LITERALLY HAD TO BE TIMED SO THEY DIDN’T TEAR EACHOTHER’S PRE-PUBESCENT DICKS OFF FIGHTING OVER THIS SHIT. FOR FIVE WHOLE MINUTES YOU WERE QUEEN BITCH AND EVERYONE ELSE WERE PLASTIC CHAIRLESS SCUM MOTHERDICKER, IT GOT SO UGLY THAT SOMEONE GOT BANNED FOR FIGHING OVER IT SO THEY SNUCK IN DURING RECESS AND STABBED IT TO DEATH. THEY MASSACRED AN INFLATABLE SEATING OBJECT BECAUSE THEY COULD NO LONGER SIT IN IT FOR FIVE FUCKING MINUTES. SHITS FUCKED UP I’M FUCKED UP
People are asking me if I was the one who stabbed it to death
Keep your snoopin heads out of shit you can’t handle
I’m looking at your face and I just want to smash it. I just want to fucking smash it with a sledgehammer and squeeze it, you’re so pretty.
this is fucking incredible
hey, look who’s on CraigyFerg tonight! (12/7/13)
gotta go find this and watch it.
Weegee, Boy meets girl – from Outer Space, 1955, NYC